if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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