Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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