Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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