Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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