Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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