The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Brb crying the tears of my youth
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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