You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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