he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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