fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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