Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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