i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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