you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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