So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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