I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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