Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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