where does the pee come out of this thing
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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