false alarm. still invincible.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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