Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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