You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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