I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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