I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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