carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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