I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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