i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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