I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
