Porn is love you can see.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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