i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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