I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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