id be glad to
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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