Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
My ass is underappreciated
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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