He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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