you're like a bully in the Christmas story
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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