No awkward lesbian experiences without me
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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