they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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