member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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