Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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