You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
