Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
