I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
