I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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