i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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