P.S. I can't hear my feet
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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