I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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