whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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