real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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