I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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