You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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