I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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