your parents love me but you hate me
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
