The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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