So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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