this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
