I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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